Ilam is special for what product?

Teacher:Mohan,Ilam is special for what product?
Mohan:I Dont know mam.
Teacher:Ok I'll give you a clue, from where do you
get tea powder?
Mohan:From our neighbour's house!f

Wife & Newspaper

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.

Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.