Sardar falls in Love

A Sardar falls in love with a nurse.
After much thinking, he finally writes a love letters 2 her: “ I LOVE U SISTER
एउटा गोरो मान्छे थियो , जब उस्को छोरो जन्म्यो त्यो कालो न कालो । 
उ आफ्नो स्वास्नीको मा गयो र सोध्यो :
हैन म पनि गोरो तिमी पनि गोरी छोरो चाँही किन यस्तो कालो ?
स्वास्नी : डार्लिङ, म पनि Hot तिमी पनि Hot , बच्चा जल्यो होला नि ।

Four Spoons

Doctor: Here is the medicine. Take four spoons daily.
Patient: But I don’t have four spoons in house, I have only one. Do I have to buy three spoons?

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