BEST FADU JOKES

What is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty, Wife is duy,
Saali is passion, Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha, Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool, Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity, Wife is qismat futi,
Saali is fresh cake, Wife is earth quake
Blacky: Today I spoke on the phone about katarina kaif !!
Whitey: Dont lie … I did not believe it.
Blacky: Promise, I spoked on phone !!!
Whitey: Oh! Then what she said ???
Blacky: hahahahha … … wrong Number… hahahahha

magne: oh sundari, andho chu, pach rupaiya dinuhos!

pati.. patni sanga: deu deu, timilai sundhari dekhne yo abasya pani andho nai ho!

Girl friend and boyfriend were sitting on silent place.
Boyfriend touches Girlfriend
Girlfriend: don’t touch me. touch after my marriage only.
Boyfriend: okey, then call me after your marriage.

Nepali Jokes are fun to read. It makes your mind fresh. If you have any jokes, Please do mention on comment section below.