FUNNY JOKES

A student was flying back home and reach to the airport counter and speaks to the conuter officer:

Haku: Sir, here is my passport and the ticket. 
Officer: Ok,its allright may i check you laugage.
Haku: Ok here it is.But I would like to send my green suitcase to Hawaii and my red suitcase to London.
Officer: Looking confuse, I'm sorry we cannot do that?
Haku: Really? I am so relieved to hear you say that because that is what exactly you did to my luggage last year.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 

Nepali Funny Jokes - Mother and son

Boy: Hi darling k xa?

Girl: Ko ho? Boy: Timro pagal premi Jaanu

Grl: Ta harke ho?

Boy: Ho... Timilai kasari tha vo?

Grl: Ta Chandane bahun ko xora hos ni?

Boy: Ho tara kasari tha vo?

Grl: Ta Gothbare Jetha ko Naati hos?

Boy: Ho...ho.... Kasari tha vo vandaixu?

Grl: "Arey khate ma teri aama hu, Aafnai ghar ma phone garera kaha gaza tandai xas? Ghar matra aaija na..janeki xu tolai!! :D :P

Nepali Funny Jokes - Rajesh Hamal

Ek din aauta mancha perfium lina nepal ko sabai vanda tholo pasal ma gaya 6. Teha tyo mancha le sabai perfium try garyo tra uslai kunai pani man parena taha rajesh hamal pani perfium kinana gayako raha6 tyo man6a rajesh ko aaghadi jada teslai eak dam suganda aayo tyo man6 le rajesh lai sodyo rajesh dai tapai le kun perfium lagaunu vayako rajesh musu musu hasdai vanchan ara vai yo kaha mero perfium ko suganda ho ra yo mero ta pad ko ganda po ho ta.