शेरेले एउटी केटीलाई I Love You भनेछ

केटीले एक झापड हानेर भनी- "के भनिस् ?"

शेरे(रुँदै): जब सुन्दै सुनिनस् भने झापड किन हानिस् ?"

Nepali Funny Jokes - Sexy

२ जना साथी हरु गफ गर्दै थिए ।

पहिलो साथी (केटीलाई देखाउदै)- हेर त क्या sexy माल जादै छ 

दोश्रो साथी- अ साँच्चि माल भन्दा याद आयो ,भाउजुको हालखबर के छ नि

Nepali Funny Jokes - Sexy

Girl : "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest : "What have you done my child?"
Girl : "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest : "Why did you call  him a son of a bitch?"
Girl : "Because he touched my hand."

Priest : "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl : "Yes father."
Priest : "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl : "Then he touched my breast."

Priest : "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl : "Yes father."
Priest : "That's no reason to call him a sonof a bitch."
Girl : "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest : "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl : "Yes father."
Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of abitch."
Girl : "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest : "Like this?" (she stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl : "YES FATHER, YES
FATHER, YES
FATHER!!!"
(after a few minutes)
Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl : "But father,he had AIDS!"
Priest : "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"

Nepali Funny Jokes - Sexy

२ जना साथी हरु गफ गर्दै थिए ।

पहिलो साथी (केटीलाई देखाउदै)- हेर त क्या sexy माल जादै छ 

दोश्रो साथी- अ साँच्चि माल भन्दा याद आयो ,भाउजुको हालखबर के छ नि 

Nepali Funny Jokes - Student and Teacher

Teacher : Ram why don't you like maths?
Ram : Because maths has only problems and problems.

Nepali Funny Jokes - Student and Teacher

शिक्षक : हामीले लाम्खुट्टेहरु जन्मिन बाट रोक्नु पर्छ ।
विद्यार्थी : त्यो त हुन नै सक्दैन ।
शिक्षक : किन ?
विद्यार्थी : लाम्खुट्टेहरुले लगाउने तेत्रो सानो कन्डम त बन्नै सक्दैन सर !!!

Nepali Funny Jokes - Student and Teacher

स्कुलको एउटा बिल्डिङग मा आगो लागेछ ।
स्कुलको सबै बच्चा टाढा बाट हेर्दै “ल अब स्कुल आउनु परेन” भन्दै खुशी भईरहेका थिए
तर त्यही बच्चाहरुको भिडमा एउटा बच्चा उदास थियो त्यो देखेर एउटा
टिचरले  सोधेछ :- बाबु तिमी किन उदास छौ ? अरु  सबै त खुशी भईराखेका  छन  त ! ?
बिथार्थी  :बिल्डिङग मा आगो लागेर के गर्नु सर तपाईं त जिउदै हुनुहुन्छ नि !!

Nepali Funny Jokes - Tourist

एक जना टुरिस्टलाइ जंगलमा डुल्न जादा दिसा लागेछ र हत्तपत्त दिसा गरेर सिस्नाको पातले पुसेछ उसलाई सिस्नोले मर्ने गरि पोलेछ, तेस्पछी दगुर्दै आफ्ना साथीहरुलाई भनेछ ओहो नेपालको झारपातमा पनि current हुदो रहेछ

Nepali Funny Jokes - Tourist

Ek palta auta american chaina bata nepal hudai america farkadai rahe6, tetikaima uslai window bata hand nikalnu man lage6 ra usle hand bahira nikale6,,,tetikaima uslai chisoo feel vaye6,,ani usle soche6 nepal ko himal(mount everest) aye6 vanera,,ek6in ma feri hand nikale6 halka tato feel vaye6,,ani soche6 tarai aye6 vanera,,,,kehi chin pachi feri hand bahira nikale6 ani hand vitra lada ta usle lagako ring nai gayab,,,ani rishaudai vane6 sala dhoti ko thau bihar (INDIA) po aaye6,,,!! lolz